Metalachi at Stubb's Indoors 12/5 @ Stubb's Austin, Austin [5 December]

Metalachi at Stubb's Indoors 12/5


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05
December
20:00 - 23:59

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Stubb's Austin
801 Red River St, Austin, Texas 78701
Metalachi: The World's First and Only Heavy Metal Mariachi Band are coming to Stubb's Indoors on December 5th with Clownvis Presley!

Doors: 8:00 PM
All Ages
Tickets on sale now: fgtix.to/2y1bb0U

— Metalachi
On a hot, hot summer night in Veracruz Mexico circa 1982, Consuela Espinoza stumbled out of her dilapidated shanty and into Rock N Roll history. What began as an innocent night of snorting horse tranquilzers in a hotel room with seven members of the village jai alai team went on to produce the greatest metal band to ever live. Unhampered by a steady regime of tequila and ill advised sumo lessons, nine months later five bastard children where born. Unable to care for her hungry offspring and concerned that motherhood would seriously interfere with her Tuesday night Karaoke league, Consuela hastily packed the babies into the saddlebags of a burro and sent her children off to America in search of a better life. Against all odds, 14 years later, and nearly dead from dehydration, the burro knelt down to drink from the stagnant waters of the Rio Grande just ouside of Juarez Mexico –mere yards from the U.S. border. With one fleeting burst of energy the brothers Espinoza cinco climbed from their leather restraints and scampered the vast reach of the river, collapsing onto the sweet amber hue of American soil. As if by destiny, lodged in the sand beneath their tanned faces was a record sleeve upon which were the words “PARANOID” and “BLACK SABBATH”. For many years to follow, this definitive black metal album served not only as a teacher and a mentor..but also as a friend. From these bleak and humble begins grew the seed that would eventually be the band we know today. Often referred to as the greatest heavy metal band to ever live..always referred to as…METALACHI.
• Listen: «Crazy Train» — open.spotify.com/track/4GIhMr21KbdGGBlN9VBj1Y
•Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/3m8XkZz5AmCii0rrte2IM6
• YouTube: youtube.com/user/Metalachi
• Website: metalachi.com/
• Facebook: facebook.com/Metalachi/
• Twitter: twitter.com/metalachi
• Instagram: instagram.com/metalachi/

— Clownvis
The LA Weekly calls Clownvis Presley “Better than the real Elvis”. A bold statement indeed, but when it comes to quick wit, incredibly catchy songs, and genuine showmanship, its safe to say Clownvis has earned the title “The King of Clowns”. From the sideshow at Coney Island to the hottest comedy events in Los Angeles and everything in between, Clownvis is consistently brining his unique blend of comedy, song, and magic to stages across America.

Thanks to a controversial appearance on NBC’s America’s Got Talent, Clownvis is now familiar to millions of people around the planet. His phenomenally outrageous audition is a must see (check Youtube). Following this sensational break through, Clownvis has appeared on Comedy Central, The Tom Green Show, Playboy Radio, Sirius XM, and on comedy bills with legends such as Tim Heidecker, Sarah Silverman, Margaret Cho, Drew Carry, David Spade, Bob Odenkirk, and many more.
• Watch: «Reading Rainbow Theme Song» — youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=CZ9dECez9AY
•Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/5NqE5XOSLnyZSDQWOIT0tb
• YouTube: youtube.com/user/ClownvisPresley
• Website: clownvismafia.com/
• Facebook: facebook.com/ClownvisPresley/
• Twitter: twitter.com/clownvis
• Instagram: instagram.com/clownvis/
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