American heroes aren't born every day. Dedication and hard work don't come naturally. Some individuals come into this world to raise up an entire nation and make patriotism really mean something. On February 17th, Michael Jordan turns 55, and we all come together to give the ultimate nod to the ultimate man.
Featuring music from Spank and the untimely return of Stegosaurus Lips as they dust off the hits for the big man after five long years of quiet consideration.
Slam dunk contest, triple cheeseburger cannon, birthday cake, silent auction.
Dust off that jersey and strap on your finest kicks. It's time to party.