DOOM METAL GOAT YOGA at Jester King
HAIL! March is named for the god of war and agricultural guardian, Mars. To celebrate the month in most brutal fashion and to celebrate the arrival of the newest members of our heard, we’re pleased to introduce — DOOM METAL GOAT YOGA!!!
That’s right. You read that correctly. Go ahead and let the awesomeness sink in. We call upon the ancient lords of the underworld, Doom Metal masters, and yoga practitioners of all skill sets to help us bring forth the beasts every Saturday during the entire month of March!
We will be throwing up our horns every Saturday in March by hosting an hour long goat yoga class at our farm taught by Betty Benedeadly set to DOOM METAL \m/ \m/
Meet at the brewery at 10:30am, bring your yoga mat and some water. We will bring you to our farm, surround you with baby goats, and pummel you from beyond with the sludgiest of riffs from 11am to Noon.
Tickets are $15 + processing fees. Online pre-purchase only, please. No ticket purchases day of event. Tickets are for individual sessions only. 100 tickets per session max. You can purchase multiple sessions at one time, just please note the system makes you fill in your name and e-mail address for each session. If a session is cancelled due to bad weather, you’ll receive a full refund.
We call out to the beasts of the land to come forth and JOIN US!