Exobiology @ , Austin [from 12 to 20 May]

Exobiology


242
12 - 20
May
11:00 - 18:00

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709 Gibson St W, Austin, TX 78704, United States
INCOMING ALERT: The Anomalous Activity Division of Future TBD has again detected another atmospheric breach of undetermined, possibly extraterrestrial, origin.

THREAT LEVEL: Very serious. All visitors to the site are encouraged to exercise extreme caution when observing or studying exobiological lifeforms.

CURRENT LOCATION: 30.3034867,-97.8303768. Contamination currently under quarantine in a fully pressurized geodesic biodome in south Austin. Note: Big Medium has mistakenly identified this site as #229 on the West Austin Studio Tour. We wish to emphasize that this is a site of serious scientific research, not an art exhibit.

OBSERVATIONS: Exobiological lifeforms appear to be colorful in nature as well as h...ighly sentient. Organisms may be intelligent as Interaction with surroundings has been observed. In addition, they have formed their own microcosm complete with their own energy sources, including several variations of water. Many lifeforms appear to glow or be lit from within. Oddly, the microcosm appears to be structured specifically to appeal to long-term human visitation and interaction, utilizing growth that current visitors have described as "fluffy."

CONCLUSIONS: Further study is recommended. This transmission invites the brightest scientific minds in the country to converge onsite for further observation and discussion. Again, all human guests are encouraged to maintain a high degree of caution until the threat level can be fully determined. For this measure, safeguards have been implemented for maximum security. Note: As the dome is a sterile environment, all guests must undergo decontamination procedures prior to entry.

BE FOREWARNED, however. Current guests have reported feelings of extreme joy and giddiness, tingling sensations in the pancreatic region, extraneous limb growth and sudden urges to wrestle with slime. For this reason, the Anomalous Activity Division remains highly suspicious and on high alert for any unusual activity in human behavior.

FINAL NOTE: We have received reports from anonymous sources claiming that individuals from "shadow government or powerful corporate entities" may be attempting to derail or even steal the research being conducted at this facility. These reports remain unconfirmed.
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